jumpingjacktrash:

plunderpuss:

nidoranduran:

Petition to create the term "rad herring" for when you something in a story has no bearing on the actual plot and won't help piece together any of the big twists, but is just too fucking awesome an idea not to include.

As a professional developmental editor, i hereby vow to include this term in my comments on all relevant manuscripts.

oh shit i have so many of these